Jokes !!! XD

ℓα ρ®ιмαυε®α · 23-06-2009, 03:22 AM

Lawyer: What is your date of birth?i

A: July 15th

Lawyer: What year?i

A: Every year

Lawyer: How old is your son, the one living
with you?i

A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember
which

Lawyer: How long has he lived with you?i

A: Forty-five years

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Lawyer: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he
woke up that morning?i

A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"i

Lawyer: And why did that upset you?i

A: My name is Susan

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Lawyer: How was your first marriage terminated?i

A: By death

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Lawyer: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?i

A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work

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Lawyer: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for
a pulse?i

A: No

Lawyer: Did you check for blood pressure?i

A: No

Lawyer: Did you check for breathing?i

A: No

Lawyer: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
began the autopsy?i

A: No

Lawyer: How can you be so sure, Doctor?i

A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar
Lawyer: But could the patient have still been
alive, nevertheless?i

A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law

Just a little laugh in the morning

™ «ღ» ℓα ℓυŋα «ღ» · 27-06-2009, 03:22 AM

this is so funny

thanxs bassam

{~ Rose Aroma · 27-06-2009, 10:55 AM

Thanx Bassam
so funny

ℓα ρ®ιмαυε®α · 27-06-2009, 11:37 PM

You are both welcome

23-06-2009, 03:22 AM	رقم المشاركة : [1 (permalink)]
ℓα ρ®ιмαυε®α عضو ذهبي	Jokes !!! XD Lawyer: What is your date of birth?i A: July 15th Lawyer: What year?i A: Every year Lawyer: How old is your son, the one living with you?i A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which Lawyer: How long has he lived with you?i A: Forty-five years . . . . Lawyer: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?i A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"i Lawyer: And why did that upset you?i A: My name is Susan . . . . Lawyer: How was your first marriage terminated?i A: By death . . . . . Lawyer: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?i A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work . . . . . Lawyer: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?i A: No Lawyer: Did you check for blood pressure?i A: No Lawyer: Did you check for breathing?i A: No Lawyer: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?i A: No Lawyer: How can you be so sure, Doctor?i A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar Lawyer: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?i A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law Just a little laugh in the morning
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ℓα ρ®ιмαυε®α عضو ذهبي	رد: Jokes !!! XD *You are both welcome*
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